The Republic of Imperial New Cat Stichka is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.92 billion Imperial New Cat Stichkans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The very strong Imperial New Cat Stichkan economy, worth 196 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 67,171 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,724 per year while the poor average 17,711, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Imperial New Cat Stichka's national animal is the squirrel.

Imperial New Cat Stichka is ranked 109,195^th in the world and 1^st in Artic for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 180.02 on the Clooney Contribution Index.